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Free Nigga..

2008-12-31T07:54:00.001-08:00

Livin in a miami hotel...

2008-12-30T17:44:00.000-08:00

You dont know Kewl soap??

2008-12-30T17:31:00.001-08:00

:)

2008-12-28T21:07:00.000-08:00

Nothin like a vehical...

2008-12-28T17:36:00.000-08:00

Rice and tomato. Carolina style.

2008-12-25T08:21:00.001-08:00

Merry christmas style son..

2008-12-25T08:14:00.000-08:00

#end

2008-12-24T11:48:00.001-08:00

Awwww

2008-12-23T00:33:00.001-08:00

2008-12-21T09:58:00.000-08:00

Pizzown...

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Food twins. RIP Taco night....

2008-12-08T17:50:00.001-08:00

Shafer sushi....

2008-12-08T10:08:00.000-08:00

So Youre sayin the bbq is bbq flavored?

2008-12-06T16:55:00.001-08:00

Nice new envelope for my rent money...

2008-12-06T16:54:00.001-08:00

Her shirt said 'im in your boyfriends top 8' with arms like that... Yeah i bet

2008-12-05T13:34:00.001-08:00

Glass goat skulls

2008-12-03T12:11:00.000-08:00

2008-12-03T00:58:00.000-08:00

new blog i found out about tonight. whatthefuckareyouthinking.blogspot.com check it ou!

2008-12-02T20:31:00.001-08:00

Which one would you rather do it to? Put them in order.

RIP

2008-12-02T18:17:00.000-08:00

Country til the day i die...

2008-12-02T14:39:00.000-08:00

2008-12-02T12:13:00.000-08:00

style weekly or weekly world news? is this a joke? are people SERIOUSLY this retarded? hey you idiots. the world ISNT ending in 2012 because a bunch of moron indians said so.

NEW YORK CITY

2008-12-01T15:07:00.000-08:00

i like new york but i cant deal with all the fags. they just ruin it for me. i hate seeing like 19 year old boys in XL t shirts that say NEW YORK CITY in different colors, short cut off jean shorts, black boots, and like some shitty goth necklace with like an upside down cross on it. what is that shit? not even cool. who likes goth shit? thats so wack. it makes me sick.

Just some ukrops spaghetti mixed in with the mail at aidens...

2008-11-30T22:10:00.000-08:00

Buddies at ipanema.

2008-11-28T22:46:00.000-08:00

Friends <3

2008-11-28T10:46:00.000-08:00

Bernies fool...

2008-11-28T10:38:00.001-08:00

2008-11-27T21:00:00.001-08:00

Ohhhhhh noooooo.....

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More fart smokin...

2008-11-27T20:51:00.000-08:00

2008-11-27T20:49:00.000-08:00

2008-11-27T14:09:00.000-08:00

Casey is singing swagger like us right now... "CHILLIN ON THE CORNER HAVE SWAGGER LIKE US"

Hmm i dunno do u deserve 2 chill haha

Alex_Kaps: I am a fly ass maltese falcon

asl?

dude check this out "i had the weirdest dream last night. All i remember was getting fucked with a banana and then i woke up really horny. Now i want you inside me."

Also, after we fucked last night she started shaking unconrtollably. Like she had a personal earthquake between her thighs. Lasted til morning. I was scared.

Buds :)

2008-11-26T19:17:00.001-08:00

Smokin farts huffin shit... happy thanksgiving.

2008-11-26T19:00:00.000-08:00

Kiss the cook..

2008-11-26T15:38:00.001-08:00

School daze...

2008-11-25T12:19:00.001-08:00

Mould making....

2008-11-25T11:59:00.001-08:00

Pimpin in Mcdonalds

2008-11-25T11:39:00.001-08:00

Who does this look like?

2008-11-23T21:14:00.000-08:00

Long Phung 09

2008-11-23T21:11:00.000-08:00

i'll take one!

2008-11-22T22:25:00.000-08:00

Jeremiah 16:16

2008-11-22T13:04:00.000-08:00

Alex kaps dream boy

2008-11-21T18:49:00.000-08:00

Krispy boys....

2008-11-21T17:47:00.001-08:00

2008-11-20T18:44:00.000-08:00

King of the jungle.

download.

Andys matrix clamp job

2008-11-20T15:22:00.000-08:00

A little eye candy for the ladies.... ;)

2008-11-19T19:15:00.000-08:00

2008-11-19T15:36:00.001-08:00

more good texts...

2008-11-19T12:44:00.000-08:00

Crazy things tonight. Crazy things.

Liana wants to know if you'll strip for tesni on her birthday

Or just give her a shirtless lap dance

Stephanie took a Colonapin, I'm gonna steal her car soon and come hang out.

Nancy told me 'people live very successful lives of just wandering around'

Only in dreams......

2008-11-18T12:38:00.000-08:00

Moma pamphlet..

2008-11-18T12:31:00.000-08:00

2008-11-18T10:32:00.000-08:00

Think about how crazy these things are..

2008-11-18T10:31:00.001-08:00

2008-11-18T10:27:00.000-08:00

2008-11-17T23:12:00.000-08:00

skate or die

2008-11-17T20:24:00.000-08:00

Praise be ta god

2008-11-17T13:11:00.001-08:00

Slingin ink Nigga..

2008-11-14T15:56:00.001-08:00

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2008-11-13T17:54:00.000-08:00

Depression

if i was a sandwich. what kind of sandwich would i be. be honest

Between love. Personal happiness. And health. Life sucks

EMO SUCKS!

Bitch ass mother fuckers

Im l8r chilling (i like this one cause i have no clue what it means. even when i asked i just got another response that still didnt make sense.)

2008-11-12T15:41:00.000-08:00

Vice do's aka new york gay.

;) 8==D :*( ;0.....

2008-11-10T13:58:00.000-08:00

some pretty good ones ive gotten lately......

We're at a juggalettes house that I'm supposed to bang she's so ugly the house smells like cat shit icp is blasting on the radio

Dude. i wish i was leaving with you tonight :(. I'm gonna fuck this hot Junior in high school tomorrow though, so i guess it could be worse.

Just know that everytime I fuck a girl, we both are in my mind.

Do you believe in love?

Buy stock in hennesy cadilac newports pink lotion kfc sell stock in condoms birth control

I want to steal a lot more. Fuck society

FW: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:

2008-11-07T19:24:00.000-08:00

plot to kidnap Obama.

more more more more more

2008-11-07T09:44:00.000-08:00

Just a few texts i got from another friend recently...

Let's do drugs. Between the female legs kinda drugs ;)

I need a one nght stand.

Yes dude. We are scumbags. They LOVE that. Models love to be bad. I love models so much.

I'm an std chaser I think. Gives me the ultimate edge. Like I really just don't care at all about anything ;)

2008-11-06T14:32:00.000-08:00

2008-11-06T01:39:00.000-08:00

2008-11-04T00:46:00.000-08:00

Sleepy boy..

more txts.

2008-11-03T12:31:00.000-08:00

just a few texts from a recent conversation i had with a friend...

Hey man, I fucked _____ last night while she had a yeast infection. You'll never be as fucked as me.

Yeah. I figure if she can take the pain of one I can too. You just soak your dick in yogurt if you get one.

Just what I heard man. It itched so bad during the whole thing. That stuff smells terrible. I hate what horniness does to me...

Get me some lube and fun stuff.

ride?

2008-11-01T19:30:00.001-07:00

i need one tomorrow afternoon from the dulles airport. at 330. anyone tryin to help me out??

2008-11-01T14:57:00.001-07:00

things ive never done. cars parked in the sun...

2008-10-31T19:28:00.001-07:00

2008-10-31T03:48:00.000-07:00

Dulles five guys. Bacon egg and cheese. So good.

NEW LEX TRAK

2008-10-30T23:07:00.000-07:00

lex put up a new track. featuring the whole D2F squad. myspace.com/lex804

2008-10-30T21:26:00.001-07:00

So much white it would hurt ya eyes.

TXT MSGS

2008-10-30T09:49:00.000-07:00

everyday i get A LOT of text messages and out of these i get some pretty hilarious ones. i think from now on im going to start posting up some of the really awesome ones that i get. no one needs to worry cause all names will change. i just cant let all these go to waste... here are some good ones ive saved so far..

Ashley just came home from work at Hooter's. She can touch her toes in heels dude

She's drinking wine. I hope I get to do bad things tonight.

I'm so bummed. Fuck life. I got pwnd by a lesbian last night and a sorority girl tonight.

No, I know she isn't gay. She's a college lesbian. That shit isn't real. I'm gonna smash her out this week.

Just fucked crazy style. Then got into a weird sexual fight? I can't really explain, but she's definitely crazier than either of us.

I want to watch them do it. It'll turn me on.

I just got a girls titties out in the car. I might bring her back too.

Hahaha, she's so bad. This girl is bad. Met her on the side of the road. Been rolling since 2.

if she wants coke, I'll swing by. If not we'll just freak 'em

Can't believe they're doing blow in our bathroom and I'm missing it!

She's doing coke in his living room.

I love cocaine.

We need to always have a bottle of liquor in the freezer and at least a few lines of coke in the house.

We'll at least start with the bottle of Vodka in the freezer. Girls love booze.

2008-10-30T09:00:00.000-07:00

A lil throw back for you. Im lookin at you david wood... RATBOY RIP.

2008-10-30T08:58:00.000-07:00

Alex cant seem to get up either.

2008-10-30T06:56:00.001-07:00

I just cant get out of bed...

2008-10-27T18:19:00.000-07:00

Matt came to visit from china.

2008-10-27T18:04:00.000-07:00

Dollar Tacos...mmmmm

2008-10-27T11:00:00.000-07:00

Belly two starring the game. If you havent seen this then you DEFINITELY should. its awesome. the acting and soundtrack are both great.

2008-10-26T13:28:00.000-07:00

2008-10-25T11:20:00.000-07:00

Family affair.. Mike and Luci

2008-10-25T10:42:00.000-07:00

Hood punx

gettin swoll....

2008-10-23T09:40:00.000-07:00

so i have been having alex take pictures of me in the locker room after we work out. i will be posting them as often as i can...

Oct 22.

Oct. 15

for more pics of my sculpted bod and other shit go to lexs blog.. wherestheheart.blogspot.com

2008-10-19T16:56:00.000-07:00

Just my new patch. No big deal.

2008-10-19T14:23:00.001-07:00

Good deal on river cooters.

2008-10-17T12:21:00.001-07:00

Sur13 "Mister Dreamer"

2008-10-17T11:39:00.000-07:00

Breakfast Taco and a coke tall boy..

twitter..

2008-10-14T13:38:00.001-07:00

im on now. you should follow me. sawyermegaloco. :)

2008-10-12T23:00:00.000-07:00

Aint scared.....

2008-10-12T22:44:00.001-07:00

Hood punx style.

2008-10-12T20:23:00.001-07:00

2008-10-12T19:45:00.001-07:00

Ed hardy Nigga..

2008-09-28T18:02:00.001-07:00

my louis belt would beg to differ -alex k.

2008-09-26T18:01:00.000-07:00

Grill cheese?

2008-09-26T18:00:00.001-07:00

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2008-09-26T17:59:00.000-07:00

Nice shave..

2008-09-14T11:01:00.001-07:00

Just two losers begging for swipes...

2008-09-08T18:40:00.000-07:00

Nice....

2008-09-04T10:47:00.000-07:00

2008-08-30T10:29:00.001-07:00

Also in larrys car "i also got this. In case i wanna go around traffic. Caution get out of my way!"

2008-08-30T10:28:00.001-07:00

Larrys weird pile of 30 doctors office pens. "im a pen thief. Know what i mean?"