Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Slingin ink Nigga..

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

.......

Depression

if i was a sandwich. what kind of sandwich would i be. be honest

Between love. Personal happiness. And health. Life sucks

EMO SUCKS!

Bitch ass mother fuckers

Im l8r chilling (i like this one cause i have no clue what it means. even when i asked i just got another response that still didnt make sense.)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Vice do's aka new york gay.

Monday, November 10, 2008

;) 8==D :*( ;0.....

some pretty good ones ive gotten lately......

We're at a juggalettes house that I'm supposed to bang she's so ugly the house smells like cat shit icp is blasting on the radio

Dude. i wish i was leaving with you tonight :(. I'm gonna fuck this hot Junior in high school tomorrow though, so i guess it could be worse.

Just know that everytime I fuck a girl, we both are in my mind.

Do you believe in love?

Buy stock in hennesy cadilac newports pink lotion kfc sell stock in condoms birth control

I want to steal a lot more. Fuck society

Friday, November 7, 2008

FW: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:

plot to kidnap Obama.

more more more more more

Just a few texts i got from another friend recently...

Let's do drugs. Between the female legs kinda drugs ;)

I need a one nght stand.

Yes dude. We are scumbags. They LOVE that. Models love to be bad. I love models so much.

I'm an std chaser I think. Gives me the ultimate edge. Like I really just don't care at all about anything ;)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Sleepy boy..

Monday, November 3, 2008

more txts.

just a few texts from a recent conversation i had with a friend...


Hey man, I fucked _____ last night while she had a yeast infection. You'll never be as fucked as me.

Yeah. I figure if she can take the pain of one I can too. You just soak your dick in yogurt if you get one.

Just what I heard man. It itched so bad during the whole thing. That stuff smells terrible. I hate what horniness does to me...

Get me some lube and fun stuff.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

ride?

i need one tomorrow afternoon from the dulles airport. at 330. anyone tryin to help me out??

things ive never done. cars parked in the sun...

Friday, October 31, 2008

Dulles five guys. Bacon egg and cheese. So good.


Thursday, October 30, 2008

NEW LEX TRAK

lex put up a new track. featuring the whole D2F squad. myspace.com/lex804

So much white it would hurt ya eyes.

TXT MSGS

everyday i get A LOT of text messages and out of these i get some pretty hilarious ones. i think from now on im going to start posting up some of the really awesome ones that i get. no one needs to worry cause all names will change. i just cant let all these go to waste... here are some good ones ive saved so far..


Ashley just came home from work at Hooter's. She can touch her toes in heels dude

She's drinking wine. I hope I get to do bad things tonight.

I'm so bummed. Fuck life. I got pwnd by a lesbian last night and a sorority girl tonight.

No, I know she isn't gay. She's a college lesbian. That shit isn't real. I'm gonna smash her out this week.

Just fucked crazy style. Then got into a weird sexual fight? I can't really explain, but she's definitely crazier than either of us.

I want to watch them do it. It'll turn me on.

I just got a girls titties out in the car. I might bring her back too.

Hahaha, she's so bad. This girl is bad. Met her on the side of the road. Been rolling since 2.

if she wants coke, I'll swing by. If not we'll just freak 'em

Can't believe they're doing blow in our bathroom and I'm missing it!

She's doing coke in his living room.

I love cocaine.

We need to always have a bottle of liquor in the freezer and at least a few lines of coke in the house.

We'll at least start with the bottle of Vodka in the freezer. Girls love booze.

A lil throw back for you. Im lookin at you david wood... RATBOY RIP.

Alex cant seem to get up either.

I just cant get out of bed...

Monday, October 27, 2008

Matt came to visit from china.

Dollar Tacos...mmmmm

Belly two starring the game. If you havent seen this then you DEFINITELY should. its awesome. the acting and soundtrack are both great.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Family affair.. Mike and Luci

Hood punx

Thursday, October 23, 2008

gettin swoll....

so i have been having alex take pictures of me in the locker room after we work out. i will be posting them as often as i can...

Oct 22.



Oct. 15





for more pics of my sculpted bod and other shit go to lexs blog.. wherestheheart.blogspot.com

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Just my new patch. No big deal.

Good deal on river cooters.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Sur13 "Mister Dreamer"

Breakfast Taco and a coke tall boy..

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

twitter..

im on now. you should follow me. sawyermegaloco. :)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Aint scared.....

Hood punx style.

Ed hardy Nigga..

Sunday, September 28, 2008

my louis belt would beg to differ -alex k.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Grill cheese?

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Nice shave..

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Just two losers begging for swipes...

Monday, September 8, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Also in larrys car "i also got this. In case i wanna go around traffic. Caution get out of my way!"

Larrys weird pile of 30 doctors office pens. "im a pen thief. Know what i mean?"