everyday i get A LOT of text messages and out of these i get some pretty hilarious ones. i think from now on im going to start posting up some of the really awesome ones that i get. no one needs to worry cause all names will change. i just cant let all these go to waste... here are some good ones ive saved so far..
Ashley just came home from work at Hooter's. She can touch her toes in heels dude
She's drinking wine. I hope I get to do bad things tonight.
I'm so bummed. Fuck life. I got pwnd by a lesbian last night and a sorority girl tonight.
No, I know she isn't gay. She's a college lesbian. That shit isn't real. I'm gonna smash her out this week.
Just fucked crazy style. Then got into a weird sexual fight? I can't really explain, but she's definitely crazier than either of us.
I want to watch them do it. It'll turn me on.
I just got a girls titties out in the car. I might bring her back too.
Hahaha, she's so bad. This girl is bad. Met her on the side of the road. Been rolling since 2.
if she wants coke, I'll swing by. If not we'll just freak 'em
Can't believe they're doing blow in our bathroom and I'm missing it!
She's doing coke in his living room.
I love cocaine.
We need to always have a bottle of liquor in the freezer and at least a few lines of coke in the house.
We'll at least start with the bottle of Vodka in the freezer. Girls love booze.
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