more txts.

just a few texts from a recent conversation i had with a friend...


Hey man, I fucked _____ last night while she had a yeast infection. You'll never be as fucked as me.

Yeah. I figure if she can take the pain of one I can too. You just soak your dick in yogurt if you get one.

Just what I heard man. It itched so bad during the whole thing. That stuff smells terrible. I hate what horniness does to me...

Get me some lube and fun stuff.